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To the cheaters

cheatingislife:

I want to salute all the cheaters out there! Fuck yeah, keep on cheating! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

cheatonmealready:

fuckyeahcheatingwives:


"Oh I was hoping you were someone else," she said.
"Who the hell else would be in our bedroom?!?!?!"

"The landlord, the neighbours, your best friend, your school bully, my exes, your friends, guys from craigslist… should I go on?"

cheatonmealready:

fuckyeahcheatingwives:

"Oh I was hoping you were someone else," she said.

"Who the hell else would be in our bedroom?!?!?!"

"The landlord, the neighbours, your best friend, your school bully, my exes, your friends, guys from craigslist… should I go on?"

nowshesmine:

Her: It is hell to sit in a pew shifting my legs because I want you inside me

Me: Too bad I wasn’t next to you

Her: Oh God. I couldn’t handle that

Me: Probably not. Especially if my hand was between your legs

Her: You can’t do that in a church. Everyone would see!

Me: That’s why God invented overcoats

Her: You’d really finger me in church?

Me: I’d do much more than that

Her: Jesus

Me: He can watch if he wants to

shyclosetfreak:

I always like intentionally pose my legs in ways that hide it. I never usually want people to see it.

But there seems to be an overall positive consensus that these thigh gaps are attractive to men. So here is mine.

blackfuckingwhores:

Black whores love guys who pull out and cum all over their ass. That way, their pussy isn’t dripping dick diesel when the next guy in line stuffs his cock in.

blackfuckingwhores:

Black whores love guys who pull out and cum all over their ass. That way, their pussy isn’t dripping dick diesel when the next guy in line stuffs his cock in.

haliidoll:

Condo clean, dinner ready and I’m dressed like a sexy fuck doll, can’t wait until Daddy’s home ;)

haliidoll:

Condo clean, dinner ready and I’m dressed like a sexy fuck doll, can’t wait until Daddy’s home ;)

Hey summer, what are your top 5 bimbo/bimbofication blogs/tumblrs?
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likethemsoftanddumb:

summerscaptions-deactivated2014:

I am going to split this into two categories, and give five for each. Maybe that’s cheating. Deal with it! :)

First, there’s the “Writing about Bimbos” category. These are blogs I love that are comprised of bimbo fiction, etc.

bimbosminder: An absolute champion of the genre. The Fish’s stories are hot, creative, and well-written. Not to mention consistent! I never, ever read one and think “Hm, that one was kind of a dud”. From his answers to asks, it seems that he and I like many of the same things in bimbofication stories, and he’s great at putting those tropes to work. Seriously, if you like what I write, you’ll love him. Trust me.

foulfoulstories: FFS doesn’t write bimbofication stuff exclusively. His stuff is so friggin’ hot, though, that I don’t even care, he’s got to be on this list anyway. If he reblogs this post, I’m sure he’ll say something self-deprecating, which is bullshit, because he’s a fantastic writer and seems like a great guy. If you didn’t check out the link I reblogged yesterday, clear some time from your schedule and enjoy.

likethesoftanddumb: Minimal bimbo fiction (though when he’s done it, I’ve really enjoyed it) but tons of great bimbo-centric posts. Probably the most insightful and erudite poster in the tumblr bimbofication community (though don’t worry - lots of pretty pictures, too!). I don’t know which description would make him happier - that he’s a) a true gentleman, lovely and thoughtful and supportive, or b) a terrible corrupting influence, pushing us all to further embrace our inner dummies. So I’ll just say that he’s both. :)

fishalivecaps: Just great, great stories. Every one is well-structured, clever, and spun beautifully. I’ve been a fan since the very first story I saw. Updates are a bit sporadic, but that can be fun - when they come, they tend to arrive in big chunks, which makes for a fun little glut of stories.

bimbomerchant: I’m obsessed with the story he’s been telling. I don’t know of anybody else doing quite what he does on tumblr. Unique, fantastic, not to be missed.

Okay, second category! These, on the other hand, are “Writing by Bimbos”. There’s some crossover from the first category, to be sure, but this is primarily blogs written by girls who are bimbos/are undergoing bimbofication.

bimbodreams: Cookie’s an absolute delight. I could read about her and Mr. C all day. She does an amazing job of letting us into her life, and her personality comes across so wonderfully. Reading her blog, I feel like I really know her, which is kind of amazing.

realisticbimbo: I’ve actually only been following Laci for a short time! I don’t know what my deal was, but I somehow missed out on her almost entirely on my old blog. Don’t make the same mistake I did. She’s excellent.

phdbimbo: A pretty new addition to the bimbo scene, and a bit quiet lately, but I’m hoping to hear from her a lot more. Great captions, and a wit and playfulness to her posts that I found charming as hell.

bimbotori: Another new bimbo on the block, and another one who I’ve very much enjoyed following. What can I say? It’s a thrill, seeing new members of this odd little community. Plus, full disclosure: she sends me lots of excellent suggestions for stories, which will endear anyone to me. :)

veronistar: Bunny’s gone a bit radio silent lately, which is a shame. Though she checked in recently, which was nice. Her blog was a real thrill, though. If you’re not familiar, go read her stuff. Start from the very beginning, and watch her transformation. You’re in for a treat.

…okay, look, I’m going to cheat again. Ten isn’t enough. Call these, I dunno, honorable mentions:

About: goreanmann (one of the first people I met here, always been lovely to me, great posts, just an A+ guy all around), bubblesforalgernon (on a hiatus, but phenomenal, best-of-the-best stories, and I live in constant hopeful prayer for a new one), thesympatheticdevil (his BimboTech stories are one of the major influences that inspired me to start writing bimbo fiction).
By: changingbelle (another one that’s been a blast to watch gradually change over time), bimbocandy (the only reason Candy’s not already up there is because I wanted to advertise some possibly lesser-known blogs, and don’t bullshit me - you’re already following Candy, right?)

Okay, I’m going to stop now.
I’m going to think of somebody else as soon as I post this, I’m sure, and I’ll feel guilty for forgetting them. But that’s my cross to bear, I suppose!

Thank you Summer. I’m so proud to have been a part of your “corruption.” But let me point out to you dummies that another word for corruption is fermentation. A controlled and well managed corruption is what turns grapes to wine, milk to fine cheese, and fruits to hard cider. Don’t be afraid to let a man rot your brain. Nobody wants a girl whose mind is too sharp. The result of a slow, loving, corruption makes you intoxicating and a more rare and treasured delicacy.

nevercanthink:

Finally realizing her sister was telling the truth. 

nevercanthink:

Finally realizing her sister was telling the truth. 

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