I want to salute all the cheaters out there! Fuck yeah, keep on cheating! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!
"You wanna call me a bitch? Fuck you then. It’s over. And by the way, this picture was taken a week ago. Recognize your car? Or just your girlfriend’s pretty face with a cock 3 times larger than yours?"
I’ve never broken up with a guy in an overtly bitchy way like this, I just might have to :)
"Oh I was hoping you were someone else," she said.
"Who the hell else would be in our bedroom?!?!?!"
"The landlord, the neighbours, your best friend, your school bully, my exes, your friends, guys from craigslist… should I go on?"
Her: It is hell to sit in a pew shifting my legs because I want you inside me
Me: Too bad I wasn’t next to you
Her: Oh God. I couldn’t handle that
Me: Probably not. Especially if my hand was between your legs
Her: You can’t do that in a church. Everyone would see!
Me: That’s why God invented overcoats
Her: You’d really finger me in church?
Me: I’d do much more than that
Me: He can watch if he wants to
I always like intentionally pose my legs in ways that hide it. I never usually want people to see it.
But there seems to be an overall positive consensus that these thigh gaps are attractive to men. So here is mine.